Pearl Harbour - Mark II

The Guardian reports that Japan has put a spoke in Cancun* by refusing to extend the Kyoto protocol.

Banzai!

Unfortunately, before they could sink the EU's carrier fleet the UK had decided to decommission it without having built the replacements.


Afterthought: Have I spelt that right - could have sworn there was a 't' to insert, or is that add?

Afterthought (2): And before anyone mentions the Charles de Gaulle, remember it may float, but the frogs have no spawn!