Ambition? Thats Balls

So Ed Spheroids, currently Secretary of State for Schools, Families and Children, has stated that he would like the job of Chancellor and had not ruled out leading the Labour Party one day.

This 'wish' and 'dream' - by someone who was sufficiently fortunate to have been born into a family with such an apt surname, relative to his views and ability - cannot be realised, at least not in the forseeable future, due to his shortly being 'kicked into touch'.

Anyway, even if he did achieve both ambitions it will, almost certainly, be done from the Opposition benches as I cannot see anyone who has lived through the last 12 years trusting the Labour Party ever again.