Prayer For The Day?

Gordon Brown is my shepherd, I shall not work.
He leadeth me beside still factories.
He restoreth my faith in any other party.
He guideth me to the path of unemployment.
Yea, though I wait for my dole, I own the bank that refuses me.
Brown has anointed my income with taxes, my expenses runneth over my
income, surely, poverty and hard living will follow me all the days of
his term.
From hence forth we will live all the days of our lives in a rented home
with an overseas landlord.
I am glad I am British, I am glad that I am free.
but I wish I was a dog and Brown was a tree.

Amen