FT.com reports that a planned meeting between our Prime Twat and Pele looks likely not to take place and that Pele may have 'passed' on the event.
And there was me thinking that Gordon's 'goal' was to save the international banking system - silly me!
No doubt His Grumpiness will be in a 'foul' mood and will issue Pele with one of his 'red cards' (of empty promises - aka a manifesto). Also, no doubt, his officials are urgently seeking a suitable 'substitute'.
Let us hope that the reception our Prime Twat gets on the next stop of his world tour, at our expense, really will be even more 'Chile' than that received from Pele!
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