Lunchbox Inspections

On a lighter note............

Curiously, Terry Wogan is not listed amongst the columnists of the Sunday Telegraph on their website, even though he contributes a weekly - and more often than not - witty offering.

His latest, on the subject of the busybody headmistress who insists on inspecting the contents of her pupils' lunchboxes to check their nutrional value, ends with the following:

"An older contributor remembers that he and his schoolmates used to have their lunchboxes inspected every year by an attractive female doctor. How the little fellows used to look forward to it..................."