Democracy - Labour Style?

So Labour MPs are to get 'work contracts' to ensure that they 'pull their weight' in Parliament?

The amusing comment comes at the end of the report as when asked what the MPs would get in return for 'pulling their weight', Chief Whip Nick Brown replied that they would win his support - particularly when it came to re-selection time.

At which point, no doubt, all the Labour MPs replied with one voice 'Jawohl Mein General!