Friday, 26 June 2009

The MP Seeing Stars?

Courtesy of The Taxpayers Alliance comes this star claim by one of our elected 'political elite'.

Whilst the sum involved is not 'astronomical', in all fairness one cannot accuse him of having Saturn furniture he bought with our money, whilst searching for a Mars bar or thinking, by Jupiter, what a lovely Uranus Venus has, while his dog Pluto sat obediently at his feet, with the occasional howl at the Moon!

3 comments:

Mark Wadsworth said...

(those are planets or gas-giants, not stars)

Witterings From Witney said...

Listen - from down here they look like bloody stars! You might be taking a pedant too far!

Witterings From Witney said...

MW - Anyway, how about a tad of credit for humour?