Courtesy of The Taxpayers Alliance comes this star claim by one of our elected 'political elite'.
Whilst the sum involved is not 'astronomical', in all fairness one cannot accuse him of having Saturn furniture he bought with our money, whilst searching for a Mars bar or thinking, by Jupiter, what a lovely Uranus Venus has, while his dog Pluto sat obediently at his feet, with the occasional howl at the Moon!
Local Council Efficiency
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3 comments:
(those are planets or gas-giants, not stars)
Listen - from down here they look like bloody stars! You might be taking a pedant too far!
MW - Anyway, how about a tad of credit for humour?
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