Drinking

In view of the lacklustre journalism exhibited by the Daily Telegraph of late, George Pilcher has a 'half-decent' article
in Monday's edition, albeit without mentioning that what 'The Fat Idiot' - Liam Donaldson (note lack of title and academic ranking!) is proposing is probably illegal under EU l|aw.

Anyway that last point is not the object of this post. It is to issue a Public Health Notice to Liam Donaldson. Taking a leaf out of Mark Wadsworth's post (last para), I am about to open a bottle of Rioja and enjoy as am now quite thirsty!

If Liam Donaldson,or one of his 'agents' calls during the next hour, or so, to check on the number of units consumed; not only are they likely to get 'crowned' with a bottle but also 'a bunched five' in their mouth!