Different to the on-line version in the Telegraph as in the print edition the story is more topically headlined 'Fleeing pigs try to save their bacon'.
Whilst David Cameron is reportedly on record as saying that he wished to cull the number of MPs, its a bit early for a mass escape attempt, surely?
Unless of course - to paraphrase - it is a case of 'Snout who you know, but what you know'
Happy to be killed off
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