Unknown Life Form Found In Torbay

The Telegraph is reporting that an 'unknown life-form' has been discovered in Torbay.

Comment: Funny, I was not aware that the Government had held a Cabinet meeting there?

Although - It must have been Gordon Brown et All as Geologist Kevin Page from Plymouth University, said they had been unable to find any known animal, alive or extinct,

Comment: You just haven't looked in No 10 Downing Street and they are definitely on another planet!

Other quotes from Kevin Page include: "If it was something like a worm, it was a very big worm."

Comment: Had to be the Government - they are the biggest worms of all!

And: "It must have been some strange creature....."

Comment: Yup Kevin - definitely Labour politicians!