Quid Pro Quo Ballsy Old Chap?

So the Ballsy Secretary of State for Schools, Families & Children - he of 'Richard-head' fame - wants a 'crackdown' on parents who lie to get the school they want for their children.

Tell you what Ed: We will give you a 'crackdown' on parents who lie and you give us, the electorate, a 'crackdown' on the present Labour government - who are liars.

Deal?