Saturday, 27 March 2010

Willies & Balls

Nigel Farndale, writing in the Telegraph, asks "Do the party leaders have a Willie?" and in so doing highlights the fact that, where the Maggietollah was concerned, "her speechwriters claimed that whenever they wrote a joke or a pun for her, it would have to be explained patiently – "The Lady's not for turning" being a case in point. And yet, apparently off the cuff, she came out with one of the funniest lines ever uttered by a politician: "Every prime minister needs a Willie.

Now, this blog does not wish to enter into a debate about the personal attributes of our political leaders, although it would be intriguing to wonder if Sam asked "Cam I have a divine conception?" as an alternative, on the basis of 'Willie Being A Wonker' - but again I digress.

What is apparent is that none of our political leaders have 'Balls' - Cameron, on his record, would appear to be missing them, Clegg, for all his 'Spanish connections' is most definitely lacking 'cajones' and Brown has them, but obviously can't control them! The one man who does have them is missing one!

We are doomed, I tell you, doomed!

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