Captain Ranty on one of his 'rants', discussing the 'three party system' of which only really two count:
"When people have decided that they have had enough, choices are limited. The stock answer is "Vote 'em out!". Good advice if the opposition weren't exact replicas. Labour numpties wear red ties, and Tory numpties wear blue."
On the basis there is going to be a 'peer' review - let us have some purple/yellow ties!