Fancy a new first, second or surname, or all three? Want to create a bit of work for our under-utilised bureaucrats? Want to give them so much extra work that they have no time for all the equality, diversity and other meaningless crap work they do?
Consider all the work involved for our bureaucrats in local and national government changing all the data they hold on us and then about two or three weeks later having to repeat the exercise. For anyone with the financial means, it would be tempting to do it 52 times during the next year.
For the princely sum of £27 we could cause havoc - almost bring the wheels of government (and commerce) to a grinding halt, if enough of us felt like being awkward!
Go on - you know you want to................