The Sun reports that Ed Balls has been caught using a mobile phone whilst driving.
"Although our car has hands-free, I took my phone off the cradle because I did not want to wake the kids."
Ed Balls just listening and not saying a word? Now that would be a first: (a) that he actually listened and (b) kept his mouth shut!
Forgive my cynicism, but does one really worry about waking children this old?