David Cameron has been 'interviewed by a Sun taxi-driver, during which this exchange took place:
"Sun Cabbie: Congratulations on the new baby. Posh and Becks called their baby Brooklyn, what's the chance of Whitney if it's a girl?
David Cameron: A lot of people think my constituency has an 'H' in it like Whitney Houston and it drives people there mad!"
What drives some of us mad in Witney is not an additional 'H' - it is the fact that Witney has a Cameron in it!