The Old Ones Are Still The Best

Brown, Cameron and Clegg go on a state visit to Israel and whilst there all three suffer fatal heart attacks.

A local undertaker tells the British embassy that he will do them a deal. "You can have all three flown home for £1million each or I can arrange burial here for £100 each.

The British diplomats from the embassy go into a huddle and return to tell the undertaker that they want all three flown home. Puzzled, the undertaker asks why they wish to spend all that money flying them home when it would cost a pittance in comparison to bury them in Israel.

The senior diplomat replied "More than 2,000 years ago a man died here, was buried here and just three days later rose from the dead. We simply cannot take that risk."