Tuesday, 13 July 2010

Laws Of........

Law of Probability -The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act. (One of the CCTV laws)
Law of Close Encounters -The probability of meeting someone you know increases dramatically when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with. (One of those 'Laws')

Law of Logical Argument - Anything is possible if you don't know what you are talking about. (A 'political' law)

Law of Public Speaking - A closed mouth gathers no feet. (Another 'political' law)

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